The AX Report 2001
by Xoth, Master of Black Magic
Miscellaneous: Much Ado About Nothing
Once again, here is my section of extraneous stuff. This year, I've expanded it into actual sections! <pause for various sounds expressive of awe> Yes, rather than just a bunch of best/worst categories, I have even more pointless yakking on subjects of no consequence! And best of all, I even have photos! Yay! <pause for various sounds of approval>
The first section is my Best/Worst Of for AX 2001. Right after that is a special section, the Best/Worst Of for all three FFML/AX meetings. I figured since AX was celebrating their tenth anniversary by looking back, I would go ahead and celebrate this third meeting of FFMLers (and others) at AX by looking back and ranking stuff. Yes, you finally get to hear me speak out about AX ’99! Isn’t that keen? *ahem* Anyways, next is AX ’01 photos, both traditional (mine) and digital. See what witty commentary I can come up with! Then the final section is a links section, basically a list of websites that are important, useful, and/or just fun, all somehow related to FFML/AX. Once again, all decisions are my call and my call alone; the opinions and judgements expressed herein may not jive with those of the rest of the group. And to the rest of the group, if you have a problem with my judgements, then write your own report to correct me. ;D
Quotation of the Expo: Homer’s “ocean sounds”
One of the things on Arty’s computer was an extensive collection of Simpsons
soundbites. And of those, the unquestionable favorite was this one, in
which Homer tries to help Marge fall asleep:
Believe me, it’s funnier with the voices. :D Anyhow, Homer easily
became the most quoted person among those in our group.
Favorite game: Dance Dance Revolution (again).
Winner for two years in a row now. Catchy tunes, unique gameplay, lack of
any narrative element—what’s not to like about this game? Well, the
annoying announcer making bizarre comments, perhaps, but that can be tuned
out. Daran got hooked on Para Para Paradise, sure, but both Pokey and
Bahamut X were all but monopolizing Arty’s PSOne for DDR. Yes, despite
that barely readable screen, they dance-dance-revolted the rest of us with their
nonstop sessions. But heck if I'm gonna argue with two guys tall enough to
step on me. (And Lord knows they’ve had enough practice stepping... ;D)
Favorite anime: Love Hina
We didn’t
actually see all that much anime this time (thank you very much, stupid black
box on the back of the TV!). But this was the anime that seemed to be on
most people’s lips. Arty went to a panel featuring the director and
character designer for the series and got their autographs—and that wasn’t all
the Love Hina stuff he got this year. Heck, AX even chose Love
Hina as the anime name to be printed on the badge neckband this year.
I may have to get my hands on some just to see what the fuss is about...
Most valuable person: Chibi Arty
He brought a
computer. He brought a CF card reader for our digital cameras. He
brought a computer, loaded with anime and various other media. He brought
a PSOne. He brought a car. He brought a bokken. And, of
course, he brought an actual freaking computer. How could I not
recognize his contributions to this year’s AX meeting? And the amazing
thing is he hooked up with us only a few weeks prior to the con. List
member or not, he still had the greatest impact on our experience by his
presence (and presents ^_^).
Biggest individual disappointment: Open karaoke—wasn’t.
As good as this year’s AX was, it wasn’t without a few
mistakes. Not being able to find the Terrace Theater to see the X
movie on Thursday night was annoying, but that was our fault. Open karaoke
was just as disappointing without any miscalculations on our part. The
only possible mistakes we made were 1) not anticipating the overwhelming demand
for slots to perform, and 2) actually sitting through some of those
performances. Again, no offense to anyone with the guts to get up in front
of people and sing their hearts out; then again, maybe you know just as well as
we do why you chose non-competitive karaoke. But enough
otaku-bashing; the main thing was Arty expected that open karaoke was, well,
open. And it wasn’t—not to him or anyone who got there after him.
After that, can you blame us for expecting a little quality out of those who did
get in?
Biggest overall disappointment: Surprising lack of actually watching
anime
If you’re attending a convention called “Anime Expo,”
you’d think you might end up watching quite a bit of anime. This year, we
didn’t actually see all that much. Again, chalk that up in part to the
Hyatt’s blasted rigged televisions. We did get to watch several episodes
of Gate Keepers on Arty’s computer (among other things), but that’s about
it. Of course, we could have gone to AX’s numerous anime showings;
however, between hitting the dealers’ room, events like karaoke and the
Masquerade, and finding time to eat, there just wasn’t much time to squeeze
those in. With the sole exception of the 5-minute Vampire Hunter D
extravaganza, we didn’t watch a single thing in the film/video rooms.
Biggest accomplishment: Getting into the Masquerade
The Masquerade is, without a doubt, the most in-demand
ticket at AX. Of course, with people lining up the night before for
tickets this year, there was little chance slackers like us would stand a chance
of snagging any. Well, Arty did manage to get a couple, but two is hard to
divide among eight. Even so, Daran and I decided to wait it out in the
reserve line. Then, an unwanted Masquerade ticket and an unused music
video contest ticket provided our way in. Sure, there were a number of
empty seats even after we got in, but if we had given up (like I admittedly had
wanted), how would we have known that? Okay, maybe that doesn’t make
sense. Just let me keep on believing that getting into this event was
something to brag about, and I won’t bring up your ridiculous beliefs. And
don’t tell me you don’t have any; everyone believes in something that another
person finds absurd. So leave me alone. XD
Best event: Music Video Contest
In case I
didn’t emphasize it enough, the music video contest was really good. It
was pure and simple the most fun I had at a programmed event at AX. And
then, I missed most of the action videos segment; who knows how much I
missed? I don’t even want to think about it, because the videos that I did
see were that amazing. I was truly amazed what some fans could accomplish
with some video clips, a song, digital editing software, and their imagination,
devotion, and perseverance. I suppose your favorite event all comes down
to what kind of art you prefer. For those fans who love musical
performance, there’s Karaoke. For those who love other performing arts or
fashion/costume design, there’s the Masquerade. For me, a former graphic
design and current art history major, there’s the Music Video Contest.
Coolest music video: “Right Now” and “Tainted Donuts” (tie)
In case I didn’t emphasize it enough, the music video
contest was really really good. Perhaps this was because so many of the
music videos were really really REALLY good. Well, maybe I exaggerate a
little. :) But anyhow, two of the sw33t3st, 133t3st music videos were in
the comedy category. The first was a parody of the video for Van Halen’s
“Right Now” dealing with anime, the fans, and many other things. Now I
don’t know much about editing or “capture quality,” which apparently count for
quite a bit in the world of anime music videos. The quality of the video
was at least decent, since I have no technical objections I can think of.
Besides, it was the concept that really made this video. And, boy, did
this one go all out, down to the “Right now...” blurbs.
But anyways the one that won Best Comedy Video (and
ultimately the whole cartload o’ rutabegas) was “Tainted Donuts,” a video that
pitted the bounty hunters of Cowboy Bebop against “the humanoid typhoon,”
Vash the Stampede, the star of Trigun. Even if you’ve never seen a
single episode of either one, allow me to make a confession—neither have
I. Still, the humor of the video was so broad that I still got it, even
with only minimal understanding of the two series. And my God, the
editing. Mabis (who also had not seen either series) said she couldn’t
tell they were seperate animes. I won’t spoil it by explaining what
happens, how it ends, or the significance of the title, but I will say that, if
you’re a fan of either or both series, you’ll absolutely love it. Bahamut
X did. (And no, “Tainted Donuts” does not refer to “Tainted Love,” which
is what I thought when I first heard the title. ^_^)
Best music video: “Memories Dance”
There’s a
difference between “coolest” and “best.” And this was, for me, the
best. I’m glad it won Best Drama Video and disappointed it did not win
Best Video. Call me a blatantly biased Miyazaki/Ghibli fanboy (because I
am >:D), but the video was excellent. Combining effective use of
digital effects and juxtaposed visuals with a strong central idea (the works of
Hayao Miyazaki/Studio Ghibli) underscored by the music (Loreena McKennitt’s
“Mummers’ Dance”), this video has a solid technical and conceptual base.
And, just as important, it really stirred up my emotions as a fan; the music and
images really blended to strike a chord within me. I can understand why
“Tainted Donuts” beat this one out for Best Video, but I still feel that
“Memories Dance” got shortchanged by only winning the drama category.
Coolest music: The entire Music Video Contest
Yeah, yeah, I know. But where else can you hear orchestral music and Van
Halen in the same place? The music videos had such variety that perhaps
only country music fans would have been left out (and who cares about country
music anyhow? j/k XD). Just to show off, I'll list all the
musicians/bands/etc. that I have been able to identify, remember, and/or
otherwise ascertain: Van Halen, Loreena McKennitt, Lou Bega, Weird Al
Yankovic, Stabbing Westward, Elissa, the Les Misérables soundtrack, Nine
Days, some funky remix of Tori Amos’ “Precious Things,” the Offspring, and
Carumba. Also, the winner of the Action category, an Eva video called
“Soul of an Angel” featured some sort of electronica/dance track, while “Tainted
Donuts” had what sounded like Japanese hip-hop (yes, apparently, there is such a
thing). So there really is something for everyone at the music video
contest—except maybe Garth Brooks fans. ^_^
Coolest costume: The “Mooglechick”
I give
credit to inventive costumes. Accurate and/or highly detailed costumes are
fine and, in most cases, amazing in their own way, but I like the idea of a
costume which, though not necessarily totally accurate, captures the spirit or
“feel” in a creative manner. And certainly, Pyxie’s Mooglechick costume
does that. But don’t take my word for it, check out this picture,
and see what I mean. And in case that one wasn’t enough, check out this brigade of
Mooglechick cosplayers. I swear, Pyxie ought to be a costume or
fashion designer; after all, you just gotta get others to wear what you thought
up, right?
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Best Memory from AX ’99: Watching anime together on the last night
On Sunday night, just after the convention ended, those
of us who hadn’t left already checked out of the Anaheim Hilton and moved to a
much cheaper motel for the last night. After getting settled in our new
room (which, BTW, wasn’t much smaller than the one we’d had at the Hilton :P),
the first thing we did was break out the anime videotapes and pop them in the
VCR. And so began a delightful evening of yaoi, “naked fun” (I
am referring to something different here, trust me), and pizza (and they
didn’t screw up our order in that instance). Looking back on it, that
was probably the most fun I had as “part of the group.” Of course, many
things about AX ’99 stand out in my mind, it being both my first anime
convention and my first time meeting other FFMLers. And it’s not like we
didn’t watch anime on previous nights. However, this brought the
experience to a perfect close. If you’re looking for a memorable way to
conclude your first anime convention, meeting with a bunch of people you only
knew from online, you can’t get much better than Kodocha and Papa John’s.
Worst Memory from AX ’99: Getting registered
Of
course, not all of the memorable moments of AX ’99 were pleasant ones. It
was the one where we had most people we’ve ever had to cram into a single room
(at least a dozen, at one point). And we were quite impatient with the
ludicrously long delay in the start of the Masquerade (in which Jaana
participated). But take it from me—one of the worst feelings in the world
is when you find out you’ve been waiting in the wrong place at the wrong
time. After our sushi dinner, a bunch of us set out to pick up our con
registration badges in the hotel lobby. Once we got there, we found a long
line already forming and got in it. We waited there for quite a while,
until someone overheard that this was the line for those who wanted to
register. Problem was, all of us had already registered; we needed to be
in the pre-registered line. And when we got there, we discovered that said
line was already filling a large room. So we got in the vastly longer
line, and we waited. And waited. And waited. And waited.
And some of us went to the bathrooms. And we came back and waited some
more. And some more. And some more. And the line moved forward
a little. And then it moved back. And we waited some more, now
further back than when we had started. And we waited. And waited.
And.... Well, the point of the story is that “AX ’99 prereg” is now my
synonym for “line from Hell.” Thank God the prereg lines were much faster
at AX ’00 and nonexistant at AX ’01.
Best Memory from AX ’00: The second AX sushi dinner
Ah, yes; good friends + good food = good times. If
there’s one positive thing I can say about the Disneyland resort, it’s that
occasionally you feel like you’re getting your money’s worth. The
Japanese restaurant we went to Thursday night was quite expensive, but then
again, so was the one we went to the year before. (Plus, it was
Disneyland’s Japanese restaurant, after all.) Still, it was a very
nice place, with traditional Japanese interior design and decor. And the
food was excellent. Of course, because each of us had things we wanted to
do, we tended to drift off on our own during the actual convention; dinner was
one of the few times we would get together and share the day’s experiences with
each other. And since this was one of the best dinners we had, I had to
choose it. We sat, talked, sampled each other’s orders, and got plastered
on sake. Yes, a fun time was had by all.
Worst Memory from AX ’00: Being at Disneyland
I can think of worse places to be than Disneyland in
Anaheim, CA: the bottom of the Marinas Trench, the ninth circle of Hell, and
Bloomington-Normal, Illinois, just to name a few. However, none of those
places are as wallet-, checkbook-, and credit card-numbingly expensive.
Okay, I’ll admit I can be a cheapass bastard. Perhaps what upsets me more
than the fact that they charge so damn much for everything is the fact that they
get away with it. Good Lord, you dumb tourists, do you really think you
need to pay $8 for a burger and fries? Huh? Did I pay $8 for a
burger and fries?.... Well, yeah, but—see, the thing is...... I was
hungry, and they ripped me off, dammit!
Best Memory from AX ’01: Music Video Contest (what else?)
As you might have guessed from above, the AX ’01 Music
Video Contest left a huge impression on me. Of course, I had never seen an
actual music video contest before. We did get to see some of the
prize-winning videos at AX ’99, while they were scrambling to get the Masquerade
underway. However, I think I can honestly say that watching videos on the
hotel’s TV public access channel and watching them on the big screen in a huge
theater are worlds apart. Some of the videos were mind-blowing, some were
pleasant, some were hilarious, and some were beautiful. I know that I left
the theater a changed person, if no one else did. Even if we didn’t get to
watch much anime this time around, the music videos provided some relief in that
department.
Worst Memory from AX ’01: Open karaoke
Well,
what more can I say about this that I haven’t already said? This seems to
be the karaoke for people who are well aware they have absolutely no shot at
winning the competition. I probably wouldn’t be so hard on them if Arty
had just gotten his chance or if he hadn’t seemed to care so much about being
denied. I like to think I can tolerate all kinds of music, but in some
cases I’m not so sure that what certain people were doing qualifies as
“music.” Sadly, the most memorable performance for me was also probably
the most ridiculous: a bunch of guys throwing themselves around in some horribly
mangled attempt at dancing. I don’t even remember how bad the singing was;
all I could think was, “I wish I could be that unconcerned with my self-image.”
Favorite anime: Kodomo no Omocha
This
anime will always hold a special place in my bizarre imagination. I don’t
think I’ve ever seen anything—Japanese or otherwise, animated or not—that
captures the wackiness of childhood (and gives it a triple dose of that
wonderful stimulant called sugar). And yet for all its hilarity, it also
deals with dramatic themes, too: family, love, growing up, and the pains and
heartaches that accompany these things. But there’s always that
off-the-wall humor that keeps the show from becoming too saccharine or too
morose. In terms of the FFML/AX experience, we watched this one at AX ’99,
again at AX ’00, and we probably would have been able to watch it yet again at
AX ’01, had we been allowed to hook up a VCR to those goddamned
televisions. If you ask me (and obviously you are, since you’re reading
MY report), that makes Kodocha the clear favorite out of all the
anime we’ve seen.
Favorite game: What else?
At AX ’99, we really
didn’t do much gaming. I remember that someone (I’d guess probably Faris)
was playing Final Fantasy V on a Playstation when Jaana, Kat, and I finally
arrived at the room, but I don’t remember much else in the way of games.
AX ’00 was the one where the Dance Dance Revolution phenomenon took off for
us. I mean, none of us had probably ever seen anything like it
before. A game where you use your feet? Dancing to music? No
hand-eye coordination required? That’s the most amazing invention known to
humankind! </hyperbole> But seriously, the music is catchy, and some
of the players we saw were unbelievable. And things only got worse when
DDR came into our hotel room, via Playstation and DDR pads. We actually
played other games at AX ’00—Street Fighter, Xenogears, Legend of Mana, to name
a few. But despite a tiny, barely readable LCD screen, DDR got very little
competition the next year. Really, there’s absolutely nothing that can
compare to it in terms of FFML/AX.
Best FFML/AX: 2001
Okay, so we didn’t watch
anime. We were forced to sit through Open Karaoke. And even the
Japanese restaurant wasn’t that great. Even so, if I had to pick a best
FFML/AX get-together, it would be this last one. This time we actually
went to events like the Karaoke competition and the Masquerade. Because
there was so little anime to watch, there was perhaps more of a sense that we
were going out and doing things together rather than staying in our room and
doing things together. I can also safely say that everyone enjoyed
themselves. Perhaps not all of us got what we had come for (if no one
else, I didn’t), but that wasn’t too disappointing (for me, anyhow). It’s
difficult to say which one was best, but as far as group chemistry, I think this
was the most enjoyable one. And on a final note, three words: Music Video
Contest. :D
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Yahoo!Groups: The
Final Fantasy Mailing List <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ffml>
Yes, FFML. Not the FanFiction, not the Family Feud, not the Ferret
Fetish, but the Final Fantasy Mailing List. Fans of RPGs, raunchy
humor, and Ragu always welcome. Flamers welcome only if you're a
well-established current or returning former member.
Anime Expo
<http://www.anime-expo.org>
Website of the other half of the
equation. The SPJA’s annual Southern-California convention on anime,
manga, and Japanese pop culture in all its forms. They’ll help you get
info, get registered, and get your ass to the Los Angeles metropolitan area this
summer. A very helpful, informative site.
Yahoo!Groups: The
FFML-AX list <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ffml-ax>
Put the above
two together, force them to have dirty, immoral premarital intercourse and
produce offspring, and what do you get? An informative site on ferret
fetishes and Ragu? NO! The FFML-AX list! Dedicated to the
prospect of an annual FFML get-together at Anime Expo. However, it's open
to anyone interested in attending AX—provided you are good-natured, prepared to
share one room with up to 12 strangers, and observant of the rules of daily
hygiene.
FFML.org
<http://www.ffml.org>
The FFML’s “official” website. Back and
better than ever after a long, long hiatus. ^_^ Now hosting the AX Reports!
Pyxie’s
web-wide network <http://www.geocities.com/jaymiemay/index.html>
Heh, not an actual “network” as such, but I just noticed that that she has
sites on several different web hosts. Anyhow, this seems to be the “index
page,” so to speak. Some of the FFML/AX-related highlights: of course, Pyxie’s “unofficial”
FFML site at quiknet, her AX 2000
photojournal/report at Geocities (picax.html), and her personal website Jaymiemay.com, which has a cosplay page.
The Way In
<http://thewayin.etherealvoid.net>
Once again, let’s hear it for the
man with no shame, Zack Knowles! ^_^ His website is chock-full of
offensive goodness. It’s the kind of website where you will laugh your ass
off AND get insulted—possibly all in the same article! Featuring reports
on Anime Expos ’99-’01: check out his take on anime conventions, otaku, and, of
course, Disneyland©™®.
The Webcenter
<http://www.htiwebcenter.com/>
Piro’s site, and former host of this
very report. Dunno what to say about it, other than thanks to its
webmaster for temporarily hosting my report while FFML.org was undergoing a
facelift. :)
Anime Music
Videos.org <http://www.animemusicvideos.org>
An incredible site,
dedicated to fan-produced anime music videos. Here, you can find a place
to promote your videos, FAQs on production, review sections, etc. etc.
And, of course, links to most (if not all) of AX 2001’s videos, and many,
many, MANY others.
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