1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
  2. Beer stains wash out.
  3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
  4. Your beer always waits patiently for you in the car while you watch football.
  5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
  6. Beer is never late.
  7. Hangovers go away.
  8. A beer does not get jealous when you grab another beer.
  9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
  10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
  11. Beer never has a headache.
  12. After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 50p.
  13. A beer will not get upset if you come home and have another beer.
  14. If you pour a beer right you will always get a good head.
  15. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
  16. You can share a beer with your friends.
  17. You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.
  18. A beer always goes down easy.
  19. Beer is always wet.
  20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
  21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
  22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
  23. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
  24. If you changes beers you don't have to pay alimony.
  25. There is no reason for certain precaution before having beer.
  26. A beer container needs not be totally ergonomic.
  27. You can have beer anywhere, including crowded places.
  28. It is socially acceptable to pay for beer.
  29. The beer feels good even after some beer.
  30. Brewing beer takes far less than twenty years.
  31. The room can remain lit while having beer.
  32. Beer will not react to wrong attitude.