- You can enjoy a beer all month long.
- Beer stains wash out.
- You don't have to wine and dine beer.
- Your beer always waits patiently for you in the car while you watch football.
- When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
- Beer is never late.
- Hangovers go away.
- A beer does not get jealous when you grab another beer.
- Beer labels come off without a fight.
- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
- Beer never has a headache.
- After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 50p.
- A beer will not get upset if you come home and have another beer.
- If you pour a beer right you will always get a good head.
- You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
- You can share a beer with your friends.
- You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.
- A beer always goes down easy.
- Beer is always wet.
- Beer doesn't demand equality.
- A beer doesn't care when you come.
- A frigid beer is a good beer.
- You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
- If you changes beers you don't have to pay alimony.
- There is no reason for certain precaution before having beer.
- A beer container needs not be totally ergonomic.
- You can have beer anywhere, including crowded places.
- It is socially acceptable to pay for beer.
- The beer feels good even after some beer.
- Brewing beer takes far less than twenty years.
- The room can remain lit while having beer.
- Beer will not react to wrong attitude.
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